ACNE CREAM (Pubertina #2)

ACNE CREAM (Pubertina #2)


PIZZA FACE! SHUT UP! Cartoons Puberty is killing me
It’s makin’ it hard for people to look at me
Pubertina Where’s this blood coming from? Pubertina, the pizza man’s here! Pizza?! Pizza? PIZZA FACE! Pizza? Hehehehe Die pizza! Die Pizza! That’s the last time you call me Pizza Face,
pizza! Hey Pubes… Oh hey, Christina Like, what happened to the pizza? Your face looks great! Thanks, Pubes Yah. I ‘ve been using this hard to come
by, really expensive acne cream Wow and well…touch my face Uhh… No just touch it! Touch my face! Okay It’s smooth. Like a baby’s butt, smooth. Where are you going? Goodbye Christina! Umm, its with an “X.” Xstina! “Really expensive” “Really hard to come
by” Hey…Hey there weird looking girl. Are you
lookin’ to clear up that weird pizza face? Well I got this top of the line acne cream,
right here. And you just spread it on your face and all your zits will probably go away. Wait…Did you say acne cream? I sell it by the tube. But I could basically
just put a glove on my hand and spread it on your forehead. Which is particularly ridden
with zits. Fifty bucks. For you… forty eight bucks. Oh well, this is all I have… but don’t
worry about it. Oh no wait… is that? If that’s money I’ll
just take… Yeah no, that’s fine… Whatever money that is I’ll take that. Hey guys… Do you notice anything different
about me? Uh, you look exactly like you did yesterday.
Only more tan. Your face looks protected from the sun. 30% tan! Sorry to be the bell boy at the Heartbreak
Hotel. That there is definitely sunscreen. I’ve been swindled, Debs.
I’ve been robbed! I’d recognize it anywhere. My brother uses
the same kind. He gets rashes. It’s very unsightly. Uhhh alright here you go, little man. Those
zits will clear up in no time… HEY TEENAGER KID! What? PIZZA FACE! No! No! Anything but oil! I had Jeremy’s Bar mitzvah this weekend! There were gonna be so many tall girls there!

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