BENEFÍCIOS DE UMA VIDA SEM CELULAR

BENEFÍCIOS DE UMA VIDA SEM CELULAR


A PHONELESS LIFE Woke up without an alarm and see what time is it Let’s start the day Let me show you something, I
don’t know if you’ll be able to hear it It’s prayer time at the Mosque, they
invite everyone to pray [You can’t hear a thing] I don’t know exactly where’s the
mosque, but they’re calling people to pray Since the 1st of January I haven’t been using my phone Undoubtedly, the best and worst
thing about waking up early is that you get to stay on
your own for a very long time the worst, because you have to
wait for everyone else to wake up and you want to have breakfast,
have a coffee, make a smoothie the best, because you have all the time
to make whatever you do on your own reading, and praying but it’s nearly 8am and I’ve been awaken
for a very long time now Peppe’s waken up he’s fallen asleep again oh my dear, wake up you gotta wake up to study,
and read the Bible and pray ok, fine just because you’re 2 months old nearly 2 months old this stains everything, clothes and stuff it’s true, it can’t be removed
if you stain your clothes mission going up the stairs, running and, because it’s friday tomorrow is saturday, then, on sunday I’m leaving still on the anti-laziness movement mission accomplished I wanna show you something cool but, first
I gotta take a shower it’s fast, huh? taking
a shower, these days technology these days… so, let’s go, basically,
this is what happened ever since the day I had the great idea of leaving my –
this is an apple – iPhone let me get this pen –
turned off and really off, I mean really, many times,
off, really O F F OFF, OFF, OFF my daily hours *mouth sounds* last much longer a lot more before, with my iPhone this is an apple I used to go to sleep around
11pm, midnight, 1am, 2am but, now, iPhone-less *pen sounds* I go to bed everyday around
9pm, 10pm, 11pm is the laaaaaaatest SURPRISINGLY I wake up everyday between
4 and 6am this makes me really happy because it’s what I’d always dreamed of Ironic, huh? I don’t sleep but I dream but the difference is that, now, I’m living and well awaken goodbye, iPhone *nonsense screaming* also, I have a lot of free time to do whatever I want to Even watching movies!
Movies! Movies! Can you believe it? Life works! You might be wondering why
I didn’t use this green pen I don’t like green, it’s the colour
of Palmeiras [brazilian football team] see’ya when you go to your bedroom to sleep leave your phone outside you won’t regret it

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