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How is that out?
Don’t cook up new rules. You’re new to this place. You know nothing.
– You think I don’t even know the rules. There are different rules in this neighbourhood.
Let’s ask Google. Okay, Google! What is your problem, guys?
– Google, tell us the rules of cricket. Where are you guys from?
– Why does it need our location? Srineketan Apartment, DK Road, Ameerpet.
– I see. If you hit the ball into Mrs. Rosy’s house, it is out.
If you’re caught after one bounce, you’re out. If you miss the ball thrice, you’re out.
Also, there are no LBWs, overthrows etc. And boundaries are only on the off side
and last but not the least, winners get to bat first. What! – I told you three misses are out.
– How can you call these rules? This is how people play in your area. Best Vegetable Biryani in Hyderabad.
– How can a true Hyderabadi eat vegetable biryani? Eating vegetable biryani.. Let me look up.
I just read an article. Hyderabad is the best place for non vegetarian biryani.
If you want to eat veg biryani, make it at home. What do you say, bro?
Also, don’t call it veg biryani. Call it Pulao. You heard him.
Now get out of my face! Hey, Sweety, you want to go incognito?
Yes, now tell me. Is it true that Google and Facebook read my messgaes?
– Said who? My boyfriend!
– That idiot? He cheated on you and you trust him? What the hell!
– Don’t believe me? Here, read his chats. So, you do read our messages!
– How else do you think I’ll be making money? My body is aching and I got diarrhea. Why do you think?
– Well, it is because you’ve got liver cancer. What! Liver cancer?
– Are your legs and stomach aching too? Yes, they are.
– You got headache too? – I do. See, you’ve got liver cancer.
– Unbelievable! – That’s why, go visit a doctor. Jai Balayya!
– Jai Balayya! How may I help you? Help me with the address of Balayya’s home in Hyderabad.
– Hold on. Hello, Mr Balayya!
– ‘Who the hell are you, $#@*?’ Sir, I’m your fan.
– ‘You could’ve said that before, idiot.’ – I’m sorry, sir. Error 404?
Does that mean Mr Balayya has no house? Google, where is the Statue of Liberty?
– You mean the Buddha Statue? No! I meant Statue of Liberty.
– Why is this girl back again? How to hack my boyfriend’s Facebook account?
– How about you contact Anshul Saxena.. Nevermind! Here, read this.
– Google, what are the best films to watch online? Now this is a crazy question. Note down the list.
– Cool! ‘Hyderabad Nawabs’, ‘The Angrez’, ‘Gullu Dada’,
‘Faltu Company’ etc These all are Saleem Pheku’s movies.
One movie is still in the theatres. I asked you to tell me movie names,
not Indian history. These all are Hyderabadi movies.
– I never heard these names before. Everyone in Hyderabad watches these movies.
If you don’t, then you aren’t Hyderabadi enough. If people ask you if you’ve seen these movies,
lie that you did. Else, you’ll be considered an idiot.
Now get out! Hey, Google!
– What the hell! Cut it! Why are you pressing the refresh button?
– Just to check if the net is working. To check that,
you could just visit some website. Now stop it! Google, open Desipapa.com. Shit!
Alright, open HornHub.com. Svideos.com.
Shit! Open Blazzers.com.
Shit! All are blocked. Open the hot pictures of.. Man, she is here again? How may I help?
– How to remove tan instantly? How to..
How to.. Won’t she let me speak? Hey, kiddo, why are you crying?
– I want a good break up quote to update my Whatsapp status.
– Hell with you nibbas and nibbis. Let me see. Quit crying.
Let me look for a good quote. I found a good one.
Life is like an ice cream. Lick it before it melts. Tell me another quote.
– You won’t break up if yours is true love. If you break up, it isn’t true love.
– Yeah, this one is good. Yes, sir?
– Tell me some motivational quotes to share on Whatsapp? Wait, today is Thursday. So, show me quotes
which have Sai Baba’s photo as background. See to it it is a good morning message. Forward that post tomorrow
in the morning and.. The other day, a guy asked me who
forwards such messages first. Shall I tell him he is you? Why?
Is that guy so impressed? Best Chat place in Hyderabad.
– Gokul Chat, Koti. Karthik, I’m bored. What do we do?
Let’s ask Google what we can do. Google, I’m bored. What do I do?
– Visit the Necklace Road. Or even better, visit Charminar
after it is dark. You’re done with B.Tech?
Go to Maithrivanam and get trained there. No, you can’t get trained anywhere else.
In Maithrivanam, there’ll be girls too! How to go to USA, without writing GRE or IELTS?
– Try searching how to go to US without Visa. What a stupid question you’ve asked!
Here, maybe this will be helpful. What? Circumambulating the Chilkur Balaji temple
108 times will help me go to USA? Ask those people who circumambulated.
Yes? What is the name of the actress
who played maid at heroine’s house in ‘Nenu Sailaja’? Name of the actress who played the maid
at the heroine’s house in ‘Nenu Sailaja’? How desperate you are, bro.
Let me look it up. – Yeah, please. Sorry, bro. Can’t find anything at all.
– Who played Bikshu Yadav’s girlfriend in ‘Nenu Sailaja’? What nonsense is this?
Please, let me be! Please! Get out! Yes, sir?
– Google, who is Tollywood’s number 1 hero? Why do you even care?
– I’ll start fan wars on social media. ‘No one else can beat him.
Akhil is number one.’ You got your answer?
– Hell, yeah! Here is a pretty damsel. Yes?
– Hello, Google! How are you? Had lunch? Thank you! Thanks for everything.
I can’t thank you enough. But why?
– You were my teacher during school days my lecturer during Inter days
and my professor during my college days. Even I didn’t know
I mean so much to people! What is it you want?
– How to prepare Laxmi bomb at home? Why stop at Laxmi bomb?
Ask me how to make an RDX bomb at home. Wait, I know what to do.
Hello? Is this National Intelligence Agency? Oh, no! I’m sorry. Please, don’t..
– Then get the duck out of my face. It is Saturday night. What do I do?
– If you got cash, roam the streets of Jubilee Hills. If you are still left with cash,
get caught driving drunk. I heard a song the other day.
Wonder what movie’s song it is. I can hum a little. What movie is this song from?
– Screw you, you son of a.. How about this song? How to lose 10kgs of weight in 10 days?
No, in 5 days. No, how to lose 10kgs in one day?
– How about how to lose 10kgs in 1 hour? Because of the pollution in Hyderabad,
I’m going bald. A scientist said we can do nothing about it.
I guess I’ll take his word. Hope you liked this video.
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