IF TV SHOWS WERE REAL 3
– (TV viewer) Reality TV
is still real to me, dammit! – (Ian) SHUT UP!!! – (woman) I totally just saw a ghost! – (man) Oh yeah,
there’s definitely a ghost here. Let’s spend the entire
episode investigating. – This show’s so stupid. Everyone knows ghosts aren’t real. – (sighs) It’s just a TV show. Can you imagine how boring it’d be if all TV shows were actually realistic? If TV Shows Were Real 3 Black Mirror – Huh? What? Whoa! Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – Help! Somebody help me, please. – We’re the agents of S.H.E.I.L.D. – Don’t worry, sir. You’re safe! – Oh, so you’re NOT the Avengers? – Well, not exactly. I mean, we have agent Coulson
and he was in the first Avengers, and he has a bionic hand.
– A bionic hand. – So we’re totally f*cked? – Yeah.
– Yup. How I Met Your Mother – Dad, tell us how you met mom. – Yeah, tell us. – (dad) Sure, but wouldn’t you rather I told you about all the girls
I slept with beforehand, and THEN I’ll tell you
about how your mom brutually died of an awful disease? I think it will take about
nine years, so get comfy! (sobbing) American Horror Story – What’s even scary about this show? – Yeah, we’re just two hot male models
walking down a hallway. – Mmm, Mama June,
I need my s’ghetti and Go Go Juice. – (squeals) Kill it!
– DAAAHHH! – Squeamy genie. Ow. House of Cards – Of course, Mrs. Secretary.
We’ll get right on that. What the secretary doesn’t realize is by the end of the day
I’m gonna throw her in front of a train. – (secretary) What did you just say? – Uh, nothing. – You know, we can still hear you when you talk to the camera, right? – Uh… no, you can’t. Everybody Loves Raymond – I love you, Raymond. – I love you, Ray. – I love you, Raymond! – I love you too. – Aw, everybody loves me! Everybody Hates Chris – I hate you, Chris!
– I hate you, Chris. – I HATE you, Chris!
– I hate you too, Chris! – Yeah, f*ck you, Chris! Blindspot – Aw, the guy behind me has his blinkers on but I just can’t see him. Oh, fck! Oh, fck! Oh, he’s right in my blind spot. Oh, goddamn it.
What am I gonna do?! The King of Queens – I just don’t get it. You were so hot. Why are you with a fat ordinary guy with no redeeming traits whatsoever? He’s literally the definition of mediocre. – He’s the funniest guy ever! – Hey. (hysterical laughter)
(laugh track) Oh! See how many people
he just made laugh? I don’t even know where those people are. (farting)
(laugh track) Switched at Birth – I know this may be hard to hear, but your child was switched at birth. You’ve been raising somebody else’s child. – How dare you! THIS IS MY CHILD!!! – He has my ears! – He has my dig. – See, told you it would be dumb. Whatever, I’m actually late
for my ghost hunting job anyway. – (voice-over) Coming up on Ghost Hunters. – I know there’s a ghost up here! There’s a ghost in here. Whoaaaaaa! Oh my god! There it is! I caught the ghost! Oh my god! – (Ian) Hey, guys, thank you
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