Marvel’s Spider-Man – Just the Facts: COMBAT | PS4

Marvel’s Spider-Man – Just the Facts: COMBAT | PS4


J. JONAH JAMESON: Welcome to
“Just the Facts” with J. Jonah Jameson, the only
show willing the drop truth bombs on our
so-called “hero,” Spider-Man. On the phone we have… SPIDER-MAN: Your friendly,
neighborhood anonymous citizen. J. JONAH JAMESON: Okay,
“citizen,” tell me. Have you noticed the
insane uptick in crime since Spider-Man
entered the picture? Why, my sources confirm that
just yesterday there was a store robbery, a shootout,
and a runaway vehicle, all in the same day. And what do you think
they all had in common? That menace in
tights, Spider-Man. SPIDER-MAN: Well, did you think that maybe
he was trying to help? It feels like there’s more and
more crime everyday and — J. JONAH JAMESON: I’ll say. And it’s all because Spider-Man
thinks he’s some kind of Spider-Cop. You know what cops don’t do? Escalate things. But, no, not Spider-Man. He runs around causing chaos,
wearing a mask and a costume to feed his gigantic,
insatiable ego. In fact, he’s been
seen wearing several. Pick a look! SPIDER-MAN: Maybe each suit
serves a different purpose. J. JONAH JAMESON: What? Like granting him
obnoxious sonic powers? Web spray? Holographic duplicates? Give me a break. Listen, citizen.
The police play by the book. Spider-Man, he
plays by his own rules. SPIDER-MAN: Hey.
Where you going? J. JONAH JAMESON: Sources tell
me that he’s running around town using unsanctioned experimental
gadgets like trip mines, spider drones, and something called
a “web bomb.” Where does he
even get this stuff? SPIDER-MAN: Maybe he
makes them himself. J. JONAH JAMESON: Hah.
Spiderman, the genius scientist? That’ll be the day. My point is that the fine men
and women of our police force understand that crime can
be resolved without constant mayhem. Sometimes a discrete
approach yields better results. By that I mean not
putting citizens in harm’s way. SPIDER-MAN: Yeah. But I doubt
that’s what he’s trying to do. I — I gotta go. J. JONAH JAMESON:
Caller?! Caller?! Apparently he
had somewhere better to be. SPIDER-MAN: Hey, big guy. J. JONAH JAMESON: Jameson out.

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