MENSTRUALINE (Pubertina #10)
Ugly! Shut Up! Cartoons Puberty is killing me It’s making it hard for people to look
at me. Pubertina – Where’s this blood coming from? Pubertina! Pubertina! I saw this girl. She
was you! Well, not you. But like you! She had acne, nubbies, the whole package! Where is she? Bring me to her. I’ve never tried the hero act before. Hi! I’m Pubertina. #1 girl going through
puberty around here… What’s your name? Meh, Men-strual-line. Oh, is that French? No. It’s just plain ugly. Say, Mensies…Can I call you that? I’ve been suffering from the same illness
now for about six months. And, uh, well, my grandma had it and it was passed down to my
mother and, uh, look at me – now I have it. I think I could show you a few coping techniques. Really? HIT IT! Oh yeah! I’m so embarrassed of my chest
What can I do to cover these breasts? You need a sweatshirt! An oversized… sweatshirt! Now you try! I like this boy, he don’t like me back
How do I get over…Zack? You get a new crush! An unsuspecting… new crush! When you shave your legs, don’t close your eyes
Side to side means bloody thighs! It’s hard out there for a tween! When you leave the door, do a B.O. sniff
When you hug your mom, she’ll know the diff It’s hard out there for a tween! Just got my first wet dream and I soiled
my sheets Didn’t think I’d talk about it
But I’m feeling these beats! GET OUTTA HERE, MAN! Get outta here! We don’t need you! Hey Richard! Wanna go to the movies? Look at that strut! Get it girl! She’s like a new woman! Boy, I could’ve used someone like you when
I was going through this stuff! Debs, you’re 9 and you’re not going through
this stuff. Thanks for rubbing it in! Could this be happening?! It is! Okay, am I dreaming?! Somebody pinch me!
Pubertina, pinch me!