THIS ALMOST ENDED SMOSH
[Courtney humming] [Music] [Courtney clearing her throat] Shane did you leave a yogurt in the fridge? Why is there one in there? Yeah, there’s no name on it or anything. Why yes, that is my yogurt. SOMEONE LEFT A YOGURT IN THE FRIDGE I thought you hated yogurt. Well, yeah, but I’m not gonna say no to a free one. It’s not free if you “bought” it. Hmmm….. [Ian] Sup bronies. [Courtney] Hey Ian, did you leave a yogurt in the fridge? You’re telling me there’s a yogurt in the fridge… up for grabbies? [Courtney] No, it’s not up for grabbies. It’s somebody’s. [Shayne] It’s mine, yeah… [Courtney] It’s not Shayne’s yogurt. [Ian] Hahaha, how could I have forgotten? Uh, earlier today, I had purchased the yogurt and I had put it into that fridge to consume it later. Uh, that is my yogurt and I would like it right now. [Shayne] You’re a goddamn liar. [Courtney] I don’t believe you. [Ian] I can prove that’s my yogurt. Okay? [Shayne] Alright. [Courtney] Okay. [Ian] Its flavored. [Courtney] Everything’s flavored. I’m flavored. [Shayne] Is it flavored, it’s flavored, but it is flavored though. [Ian] Right, and okay, and also that yogurt was created through the uh, fermentation process of bacteria and milk. [Shayne] Well, that’s just stupid. Yogurt isn’t made from milk. [Courtney] Yeah it is. [Shayne] It’s made from milk?! [Ian] Yeah it is. [Shayne] WHAT?! [Ian] Yeah… [Shayne] Oh my god. You’re telling me that a farmer rubbed some cow titties to make that yogurt?! [Ian] Yes. [Shayne] That yogurt is evidence of an inter-species sexual assault. I gotta take that to the courthouse to show the lawyers…[Courtney] Shayne, cheese and rice, just stop. [Shayne speaking over Courtney] to ’cause to, [Shayne] to sue a farmer. Okay, fine, but you know what? It doesn’t matter ’cause that’s my yogurt! [Damien screaming] YOOOOOOOGURTTTTT! [Damien] I will give you $400 for it. [Courtney] Okay, so it’s not your yogurt? [Damien] Hmpf, you drive a hard bargain. [Damien] 500 dollars. [Courtney] Uh look it’s not mine to sell Damien…. [Shayne] It’s mine. [Ian] No, it’s mine. [Damien] $700 and it’s mine. [Courtney] Okay. That’s it guys. There’s only one way to figure out who this yogurt belongs to. [Everyone in unison] ASK THE ORACLE! [Ian claps] [Courtney clears her throat] [Courtney] Oh great Oracle, we come to you with a question. [“Oracle”] Yes my child, I will provide the answer that which you seek. Just insert $5 into my vent. [Courtney] Uhhh 2… [Shayne throws up a dollar bill] [Shayne] 3. [Damien] I only have hundreds, sorry. [Ian] I got uhhh, nope. Ehhh, oh, my favorite yoyi (yoyo). This feels like two dollars… [Shayne] Oh wow… [Ian] Nope, umbrella. [Ian] hahahahahaha! Two dollars. That makes five. [Ian] Alright, cram it in that hole… (That’s what she said. sorry I just can’t resist) [Courtney] Hmpf! [“Oracle”] Thank you, my child. [Stevie] What is your question? [Ian] Doesn’t that guy sound familiar to you guys? [Ian] Stevie, is that you? [Damien] Who is Stevie? [Ian] Come on, Damien? [Ian] Everyone knows who’s Stevie is; the classic Smosh character who debuted in the episode ‘we need friends’ [Stevie] Hey Ian! I saved my PB&J sandwich for you! hahahehuh…. [Past Ian] Shut up Stevie! [Present Ian] On July 5th, 2013… [Present Ian] Uh, to a mixed response. However, he slowly became a fan favorite. [Present Stevie] UH, NO,THAT’S NOT ME, that’s not me! [Shayne] That’s not, That’s not him. [Ian] Great well, I’m glad I wasted all that f*cking time explaining it. [Courtney] Okay, anyway, um, Oracle, there is a yogurt in the fridge and we want to know who it belongs to. [Stevie] What like a free yogurt? Um, [Stevie] yeah, that’s my that’s totally mine. [Courtney] That’s not your yogurt! You can’t eat Oracle! [Ian] However, I can eat so I should probably just eat the yogurt. [Shayne] Uh, it’s definitely mine. [Damien] I could buy a thousand yogurts yet, this is the one I want. [Courtney] Okay, just stop. You boys are nuts. [Courtney] Alright, I have a solution. Okay, follow me. [Ian quietly] Okay. [Shayne] Alright, Courtney’s got a solution. Let’s follow her. [Shayne] Oh my god. [Damien] That’s real bad luck. [Monica] Uh, hey Oracle, it’s it’s me again. [Stevie] Hello my child. What is your question? [Monica] I’m worried that I’ve rely on others for advice too much instead of solving my own problems [Monica] And also I’m not great at managing my money. What should I do? [Stevie] Well, I can provide you with the answer to that question, [Stevie] um, but I’m gonna need five more dollars. [Monica] Yeah, that sounds fair. *pulls out 5 dollar bill* [Stevie] Sucker! [Stevie] Now this one doesn’t have the little like uh, barred and I’m gonna need one more. [Monica] I don’t have another… [Stevie] I will take one vial of your blood. [Monica] All right, yeah, I’ll be back. [Stevie] Thank you very much! [Monica] Uh-huh. [Courtney] UGH, okay, so, since none of you psychos are being honest about who owns this freaking yogurt, we’re gonna share it. [Shayne] Okay, not to be a little bitch here, but if none of us know who the yogurt belongs to that none of us should get it. [Courtney] Okay yeah, [Courtney] that that’s good but I didn’t think of it. So we’re gonna share the yogurt! [Shayne] Okay. Cool. [Ian] YUM! [Damien] Yo-gurt. *Everyone gasping* [Courtney] It’s gone! The yogurts gone! [Ian still gasping] [Damien] Hmm…. [Damien] Perhaps it’s for the best. That yogurt was tearing us all apart. [Ian] That is true. I was willing to murder for that yogurt. [Ian] Like I would have killed any one of you and I’m not promising that I won’t later on. [Shayne] You know what I think? [Shayne] *scoffs* I think maybe the yogurt was the friends we made along the way. [Everyone Starts to Sniffle] [Ian] Oh shucks. [Emotional music is playing] [Inaudible speaking] [Ian] G- Come on guys! [Everyone] Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. [Everyone laughs] [Ian] Wait, where did Courtney go? [Courtney doing a maniacal laugh] [Courtney] Mayonnaise? [Courtney] Meh. [Courtney starts to laugh maniacally again] [Courtney] Muahahahhahahahahaha-hahahahahahhahahahaha [Shayne] And I need to take that yogurt to the courthouse to show the council of lawyers… [Courtney] Sean, just stop. Stop. [Shayne] Did you just call me Sean? [Shayne] She just called me Sean! [Ian] When she gets angry, she calls me yawn. [Shayne] It doesn’t matter because that’s my f*cking yogurt! Brian Merino captioned this Smosh video. Check out my instagram brian_.merino [Stevie] I’d argue that the response was really positive the whole time but um, no, that’s not me. [Courtney] There’s only one way to figure out who this yogurt belongs to. [Everyone except Shayne] Ask the Oracle! [Ian] What did you just say? [Shayne] I was gonna say death match but obviously it’s ask the Oracle. Don’t be stupid Ian. [Ian] We could do a death match, but let’s try the Oracle first. [Courtney] Muahahahahahahah I win! *Courtney laughs* [Everyone in the background] Hahahahahahaha [Courtney] Thank you guys so much for watching. [Courtney] Guess what! Smosh Summer Games is coming July 19! [Courtney] Click this box here to watch the trailer and make sure you’re subscribed to Smosh Pit and Smosh games to watch. Check out my Instagram brian_.merino I post some cool stuff on there. Oh, btw, go to Smosh.store and get the new ToxiciTEA and Mushroom Clout shirts for a limited time! Vote who is your favorite team in the comments! Mushroom Clout or ToxiciTEA.