YOUR DUMB. IM DUMBER. (Music Video)
(Anthony) So you’re saying there’s a chance? (Ian) SHUT UP!! (folk music) Oh my god, dude.
You want to pick up that hitchhiker? Yeah! (coughing) Hey, do you want to hear
the most annoying sound in the world? (screeching) GUYS! Guys, guys! Can we just listen to the radio or something? Ooh. Maybe he wants to hear
the most annoying song in the world. Ooh, I don’t think you’re
going to like this one. Uh-huh. Smosh Presents: Anything You Can Do
I Can Do Dumber Anything he can do, I can do dumber I can do anything dumber than him – No, you can’t!
– Yeah, I can. – No, you can’t!
– Yeah, I can! Quit talking crap And prove you’re dumb, man! To get around town I can ace this race I roll down the street With shopping carts as skates I always take first dates To da club with my mom I run through airports Screaming about my lip balm You think that’s dumb? That ain’t sh*t , son I misplaced my hammer So I used a nail gun Blow dry my hair While I take a nap in the bath I stuck my tongue to a frozen pole And it hecka sucked ass Anything you can do, I can do dumber I can do anything dumber than you – No, you can’t!
– Yeah, I can. – No, you can’t!
– Yeah, I can. Quit talking crap And prove you’re dumb, man Dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb DUMB! Forgot to put lemons In my lemon meringue pie DUMB! Hold my breath through a tunnel And almost died DUMB! Siphoned gas out of a septic tank DUMB! Tagged myself in a selfi When I tried to rob a bank DUMB! Lit fireworks in my room To hear them go pop DUMB! Built a fully functional humanoid robot Uh, dude…that’s not dumb at all. That’s actually kind of brilliant. Oh, uh… Pee into a bottle and give it to a cop (ominous music) (chuckling) Anything you can do, I can do dumber I can do anything dumber than you – No, you can’t!
– Yeah, I can. – No, you can’t.
– Yeah, I can. Quit talking crap And prove you’re dumb, man. I can eat my phone To take a pic of my heart I can scratch my own back ‘Cause I cut off my arm Give a scary biker a free prostate exam To impress a hitchiker I lit my fart inside a van – What?!
– What?! (explosion) (coughing) That’s it!
Lemme out. Let me out of the van.
I would rather walk than be with you two dumbasses. Ah, dude, the poor guy left his phone. Oh, I got it. (screeching) Oh, dude, this isn’t his phone.
This is just my old croissant. Where the hell is he? Man, that guy must be freaking fast! He’s like an Olympic runner or something. (groaning) (Anthony) Hey, guys. If you want
to go to Dumb and Dumber 2 movie premiere with Ian and me,
we’re holding a sweepstakes. Just tweet #smoshdumbto to enter
for a chance to win. And huge thanks to Dumb and Dumber 2
for letting us use that awesome Mutt Cuts van.
That thing is fricking awesome. Make sure to watch the movie
when it comes out in theatures on November 14th. And to see bloopers
from this video, and this: Click the video on the right. Oh yeah, and of course you guys
want to download that song, so click the box right here.
Clicking that subscribe button would be really dumb. Never mind, that would be pretty genius. Anything you can do, I can do dumber. I can do anything dumber than you.